November 26, 2012
this isn’t even a poem really it’s just a true list of all of my opinions that I read aloud to everyone I know last night

i am actually on tumblr. 

because this is the greatest thing ever and fuckdudeskilldudes is the best. <3

fuckdudeskilldudes:

ha ha ha ha kill me

this poem is called: go fuck yourself.

to the legions of straight dudes on okcupid
       go fuck yourselves.

to each and every dude who’s tried to
lecture me about politics at a party
you’re boring and I don’t care
       go fuck yourself.

to every white liberal atheist redditor dude out there
you’re all condescending assholes
you can take your enlightenment rationality and
       go fuck yourselves.

to all those dudes who tried to engage me in ‘debates’ about music
rihanna and beyonce and britney are geniuses and I hate you
       go fuck yourself.

actually that goes for debaters in general
all you model UN dudes and student politicians out there
       can go fuck yourselves.

to the dude who constantly explained shit to me that I already knew
like ‘how a bicycle works’ and ‘how our currency used to be backed by gold’
I AM PROBABLY SMARTER THAN YOU
and I don’t give a shit
       go fuck yourself.

to every dude who has ever yelled at me
from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
you’re a fuckin’ scrub
       go fuck yourself.

to the dude at that halloween party
who wouldn’t stop touching my antlers
who thought it was cute when I got angry
and then got mad that I punched him in the face
when HE DARED ME to punch him in the face
       go fuck yourself.
       I’m not sorry you assumed I was weak
       and I’m not sorry I gave you a black eye.

to the dude on a bike
after that halloween dance
who catcalled our wolf pack of beautiful queers
I meant it when I told you to fall off your bike and die
       go fuck yourself.
       I hope you actually die.

to the dude at that painting job when I was 19
who liked to swing chains around
and joke about tying me up
I told you to go fuck yourself
and you seemed kind of scared of me after that
but you still constantly stared at my tits
so I’m saying it again
       go fuck yourself.

to the dude who raped me in that bar
when I was too drunk to stand
but not too drunk to realize what was happening
you had one hand down my pants and the other hand paying for my next drink
like some fucking alanis morissette song
       go fuck yourself.

to the dude who tied me up, gently
but then told me his dick was a weapon
and pretended he was going to fuck me without a condom
and whose FEELINGS got hurt
by the strength of my voice
when I said ‘fuck no’
       go FUCK yourself.

and finally

to all the dudes who have raped and hit and harassed and abused and assaulted so many of my friends
and to all of the other dudes who helped and protected them
don’t even get me started on you
I fucking hate all of you
       go fuck yourselves.

September 15, 2012
xvxican:

Word (Taken with Instagram)


My politics. Everything else is tedious. I do not care about your politics. This is why I do not tumblr.

xvxican:

Word (Taken with Instagram)

My politics. Everything else is tedious. I do not care about your politics. This is why I do not tumblr.

(via shelbomb)

August 21, 2012
Treating this sauce like I do other hot sauces was a bad call. Or: Level Up! (Taken with Instagram at Icehouse)

Treating this sauce like I do other hot sauces was a bad call. Or: Level Up! (Taken with Instagram at Icehouse)

August 14, 2012
"In the instances when POC say shit like ‘Oh I can’t stand white folk’ or ‘Damn white people’, they aren’t saying ‘Oh I think they are inferior, I want to humiliate them, abuse them, enslave them and wipe out their people!’, they’re saying ‘Damn, after a couple hundred years of white people thinking I’m inferior, humiliating me, abusing me, enslaving me, and trying to wipe out my people, I don’t wanna deal with them.’ The context is completely different."

Briana (via absinthedisco)

Reblogging every time I see it.

(via dr—grumbles)

(Source: chumpkaboo, via jackrad)

August 3, 2012

Gotta looooove explaining how blur balls is not an excuse for rape.

August 1, 2012

Serious question here.

In a scenario where there is me, some straight dudes, and some straight/very normatively gendered girls… and the dudes start major dominating conversation/mansplaining… What is the correct response?

(a) Try to be as loud as/louder than the dudes, given that you know as much as they do about the topic at hand.

(b) Shut up and tune them out.

(c) Try to change the subject.

In theory there should be (d) call them on it, but realistically in most of these cases it’s not gonna happen.

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Filed under: mansplaining sexism dudes 
July 18, 2012

Bought a tinybong. How did i wait so long for this??

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Filed under: drugs 
July 18, 2012

Hets who mean well but have clearly never had queer friends before. Sigh.

4:52am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZiznMyPbXC3Q
  
Filed under: life in exile 
July 17, 2012

(Source: mindycollette, via thetopofthecity)

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Filed under: bsg love 
July 17, 2012
"I DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE A BONER WHILE I GOT MY TEETH CLEANED"

— once again, J kills me.

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